big boobies

I saw the previously recorded womens hurdles last night not knowing the outcome of the race. All the hype leading up to the acutal race made me giddy with anticipation for Lolo Jones to get that gold she has worked so hard for. I also noted that most of those runners had no boobs which reenforced my reasoning that people with smaller boobs have an advantage over all. They can wear cute sexy tops withour reprucussions of tacky bralessness. The clearance section of bras at Macys and Ross are always full of smaller sizes and they just dont make many sexy bras in the D's and up because more support means more material. There goes the demi. sigh. And most of all, small boobies are not a hinderance in sports, especially running. BUT THEN... after Lolo lost it on that 9th hurdle and other American pulled ahead, I realized SHE HAD BIG BOOBIES! I was sad for Lolo, but kinda happy that the big boobies pulled ahead. I still think small boobies are an advantage over all, but as they say the grass is always greener.